Freelance: (verb) The act of starving to death (or dying from lack of health insurance) while maintaining your own business.
Galley: (noun) Where you sit in your chains and row the boat. Also known as a “proof,” as in, “Here’s proof of your misery.”
Ghost writer: (noun) What you will be when you die of freelancing.
Gutter: (noun) Where they’ll find your body.
...to be continued...